We woke up this morning to grey skies and rain, so I was thankful that my plans for the day would keep me mostly indoors. I certainly wasn’t expecting anything exciting to happen: no nail-biting visits to the migration office, no travel adventures, or marshmallows in my mailbox. However, I did think it was time to make a trip to the grocery store, so I grabbed a pen and paper and sauntered into the kitchen for a look. After writing down a few essentials – water, TP, cookies (yes, cookies count as “essential”) – I opened the small freezer on the bottom of the fridge to see what was there. We recently went to one of the larger grocery stores where we picked up frozen veggies for stir-fry, red peppers for freezing, French fries for lazy days, and some ice cream for, well…whenever. With only two drawers in our freezer, I knew it was already pretty full, but thought I’d take a peek anyway.
As soon as I opened the freezer door, I knew there was something wrong. The top part of the freezer was dripping with icy water, and glaciers of ice were pushing the door open. While not enough to thaw the food, the crack in the door was enough to create a frosty mess in the freezer, making it impossible to close the door completely. I gave a little groan as the echo of my own voice from a few days ago rang in my head, “I should defrost the freezer soon.” Our little freezer door has a tendency to stay ever so slightly ajar, making ice build-up a regular (though usually not so dramatic) occurrence. We always catch it in time because the floor around the fridge gets alarmingly cold. However, we have both been padding around our apartment the last few days wearing extra thick wooly socks to keep our feet warm, so we must have missed the telltale frost on the floor.
With a freezer full of still-frozen food, this was hardly the time to sit down and defrost. After a completely useless attempt at chipping the ice from the door with a wooden spatula, I decided to go with the Emergency Defrosting Plan – whatever that is. I suppose in any emergency situation, we tend to gravitate towards what we are familiar with. And, after realizing that the ABC’s of emergency first aid (Airway, Breathing, Circulation) weren’t going to be much help, I ran for the next best tools of comfort: hammer and screwdriver. I admit, this was not the tidiest method of de-icing, and I could have used my safety goggles. There were ice chips zinging past my ears and flying all around the kitchen, my feet were getting cold in icy puddles, and the sharp frost on my hands reminded me of nasty winter mornings in Canada scraping car windows. And, while I have to confess I wasn’t overly concerned for the broccoli, I frequently checked on the poor ice-cream bar that was encased in ice on the bottom of the freezer drawer. Just call it ‘triage.’
I am happy to report that the freezer has been safely, if not quite thoroughly, de-iced, and both broccoli and ice-cream are fine. But even though the rain has stopped for now, I think I will make the trip to the grocery store a little later. My hands and feet are freezing, so I am going to make a nice, very hot cup of tea.
I hear Montgomery Scott …
“How many times do I have to tell you, the right tool for the right job!”
When I got to the second paragraph I went, “Oh no!” but I’m glad to hear that you saved the day with your hammer & screwdriver. Tim the Toolman Taylor couldn’t have done a better job. Well done Dawn
Glad to hear the ice cream made it!!! Got to take care of the important things in the freezer!!! :o)
I am very happy to hear that all was saved. When I got to the tea it reminded me that one of the best ways to defrost a freezer is with boiling water. Just take a pot with water bring it to a good boil and stick it inside the freezer (hopefully without any food in it) and let the steam do the work for you. After all we can’t have your fingers so cold for that long now can we? Any ways when the freezer is a little less full I hope that this can help you out in the future
Great minds think alike, Angel!! That is exactly how I defrost my freezer! Keep those pots boiling and transfer to the freezer! Okay, last time I did leave the door ajar just enough that neither one of us noticed. The food thawed and was a mess but the freezer had the glaciers!! It took both of us to get that mess cleaned up!! Now we keep the freezer locked to make sure it is shut!
Although I HATE that this happened to you, Dawn, I take comfort in the fact that it is not only me!! I’m glad you rescued the food. It gets expensive to throw away food and then replenish the freezer!
Love you, AC
I was waiting for the ending that sounded something like, “And then I cracked the pipe.” I think a blow drier might have worked better if only around the edges to help you shut the door tight.
I was once couch-surfing at a place where someone started defrosting the fridge with an icepick. It took him about 5 seconds to poke something important which resulted in an ugly hissing noise. As all of the coolant leaked out, we took off out to the balcony to avoid breathing the toxic fumes.
Some takeaways:
–If a person seems pretty unstable, you should severely curtail the activities they’re allowed to carry out with an icepick.
–Defrosting the fridge can be, but shouldn’t be, permanently preventative.
–You can’t count on meat left in a large, plastic container on the balcony to stay frozen for a week. (What an awful smell!)
Glad your situation didn’t turn out that bad!
I’m sure it didn’t seem funny to you at the time, but I laughed when I read your story. Glad it turned out okay. Talk to you soon.